This page is all about funny jokes to get entertained.

Joke 1

In a class

Teacher -You call your mother as MUM. what will you call your mother younger sister and elder sister?

Student- so simple, i will call them MAXIMUM and MINIMUM.

Joke 2

A wife doing her makeup early in the morning straight out from bed!!

Husband- Are you crazy.

Wife- Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone.Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me..!!

Husband- Shocks and laugh

Joke 3

After English exam

How was the paper?

It was easy but question 5 confused me

What was the question

Question 5: Wanted the past tense of “Think”

And I thought and thought and thought and end up with thinked.

Joke 4

Teacher : I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but i only see a cow but where is the grass?

Student: The cow ate the grass sir.

Joke 5

Salman Khan: I am the real tiger.

Tiger shroff : NO i am the real tiger.

Original tiger: Yes you both are real tigers and i am deepika padukone.

Joke 6

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM

Girl: Oh my god! i am so lucky.

Boy: Thank god, she doesn’t know my mobile has dual SIMS.

Joke 7

Boy : What you think about our love?

Girl : Try to count the stars in the sky.

Boy : Aww….. its infinite?

Girl : No darling its waste of time.!

Joke 8

Boy friend: Babe, what are you doing?

Girl friend: ” Nothing, Tired just going to sleep now honey, What about you sweetheart?”

Boy friend: ” In the club , standing behind you honey.”

Joke 9

Major Harish: Dude eggs are too salty today too much salt.. why?

Waiter: Sir hen is suffering from high blood pressure.

Joke 10

Boy : What is your age?

Girl : We don”t reveal our age to boys….!

Boy : Whats your email address…..?

Girl : pooja_1988@gmail.com

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